Yep that’s me – Roly Poly – at least that’s what SHE used to call me. I wonder where she is and when am I going to get out of this damned place. I have been here for days and days with all these other strangers – some of whom are quite aggressive. Maybe I… Continue reading Roly poly is lost
Tag: Lost luggage
How to find suitcase heaven
Where do suitcases go when they get separated from their owners? Do they go on world wide adventures collecting stamps along the way? Do they brood in dark hangers in semi-deserted airport storage. Do they shiver when spiders crawl over them and make their nets around the handles and the locks? If you have ever… Continue reading How to find suitcase heaven
This bunny bites
Maybe you should think twice before you choose your Instagram or twitter handle. This one really made me laugh. @thisbunnybites. Yes there is someone out there with this handle. It actually belongs to a lady who went ballistic when she thought that she had been robbed by American Airlines. When she opened up her bag… Continue reading This bunny bites
You lost my luggage?
If it has happened to you in the past you are a rare beast. Statistics tell us that 99% of luggage arrives safely at its destination. Which is incredible if you think about it. I always look at my suitcase trundling down into that Neverland of suitcase mayhem and wonder if I will ever see… Continue reading You lost my luggage?
If this is Hanoi where are my tighty whities?
There lies my suitcase – on the living room floor – and it’s packed. The remarkable thing about this is that it was packed a good 36 hours before I am due to leave the house and head for the airport. This must constitute a record. It is such an amazing occurrence it has been… Continue reading If this is Hanoi where are my tighty whities?