When you run out of things to do on a flight don’t despair. Just reach into the seat back pocket and you are bound to find the Sky Mall brochure. I LOVE this catalogue. I can spend hours browsing through items I might find useful and items I didn’t even know existed for problems I didn’t know I had. How’s this neat device?
Ummm – not so much. Can you imagine strapping this onto yourself on a flight. Imagine your neighbour’s expression. No – not going to buy that one.
Or how about this cutie? What a way to get rid of excess facial hair. With this handy metal spring. Are they kidding? Can you imagine how painful that would be. No wonder the demo picture shows this lovely lady trying to get rid of her non-existent moustache…. the mind boggles!
And if you are restless during your flight just pop on this head and eye massager! Head and EYE. Really? When last did your eye need a massage? Holy cow. This would be another crazy thing to put on yourself for your next flight to Toronto. Can you imagine the flight attendant?
And this handy packet for when a girl just has to… well….. go.
Well that was an easy waste of an hour – only two more to go…..