Yup – you just didn’t make it did you? You and your buddies like Travelodge, Super 8 and Mike’s Midnight Motel just missed out being amongst the world’s most expensive hotels. No shame in that – a deal is a deal as they say. Except if you happen to be staying at what is described as the World’s Worst Motel – The Metro Motel in Woodside NY – according to actual reviews by actual real people who stayed in this dump. One review reads –
“it was awful, the made us clean our own room, and when they did clean it our stuff got stolen and they blamed us for leaving our stuff in the LOCKED room. Beware don’t stay there it might seem like a good deal, but if you value your stuff pay a little more and stay some place where your stuff won’t be stolen.”

Now this review was posted in June 2006 so I thought honestly, they must have cleaned up their act…. or have they? Extracts from newer posts….
2. Laucala Resort (Fiji) $5040
3. Khwai River Lodge (Botswana) $4060
4. Savute Elephant Camp (Botswana) $4020
5. Eagle Island Camp (Botswana) $3970
6. Singita Grumeti Reserves (Tanzania) $3570
7. King Pacific Lodge (Canada) $3249
8. Mnemba Island Lodge (Tanzania) $3100
9. Hotel Cala di Volpe (Italy) $2939
10. Queen Charlotte Lodge (Canada) $2800